How to win the UK lottery

I have no idea how to win the UK national lottery
Here are some jokes on how to win it.
1. Dream you won it
2. Tell everyone you won it and get people to buy stuff by celebrating.
3. Buy every national lottery ticket combination.
4. Buy a national lottery ticket while the draw is being done. Then guess the last number.
5. Buy a winning ticket of someone.
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